Chicago: Where The Skyscrapers Are High And The Pizza Is Deep

If New York City is America’s glamorous supermodel, strutting its stuff on the international catwalk, Chicago is its meat-and-potatoes cousin, solid, dependable, and wearing a sensible pair of shoes. But that doesn’t mean it’s boring. On the contrary! The City of Broad Shoulders boasts a skyline that will knock those sensible shoes right off. Don’t believe me, check out…

The Willis Tower: Touching the Sky

First up is the Willis Tower, or as the locals insist on calling it, the Sears Tower. Because, and I quote, “It’ll always be the Sears Tower.” You can climb, or more realistically, elevator your way up 108 floors. And if you’re feeling especially adventurous or have life insurance that covers “daring acts of transparent flooring,” step onto The Ledge, a glass balcony on the 103rd floor. You can literally look down and see the teeny tiny ants below. (Spoiler: Those ants are actually humans.)

Navy Pier: Entertainment on the Lake

Moving on, we head to Navy Pier. Now, don’t let the name fool you; the last ship that docked there was a toy one in a game of Battleship. It’s Chicago’s playground on the lake, filled with rides, restaurants, and occasionally, roaming bands of wild tourists taking selfies. And let’s not forget the Centennial Wheel, offering panoramic views of…well, Lake Michigan and a lot of very distant cornfields.

The Chicago Riverwalk: A Scenic Stroll

Just when you think you’ve had enough of heights and sights, Chicago serves up the Riverwalk. It’s the city’s version of Venice if Venice had fewer gondolas and more deep-dish pizzerias. It’s a scenic stroll, where on one side you see the shimmering water and on the other side, tall buildings trying to look nonchalant, as if they aren’t eavesdropping on your conversations. 

Millennium Park: Art and Leisure Combined

If you’re in the mood for art, leisure, and a bit of “What is that?” then Millennium Park is your place. Home to the famous shiny bean (or “Cloud Gate” if you’re fancy), where you can see distorted reflections of yourself and realize that maybe those extra slices of pizza were a bad idea. But hey, life is short and pizza is delicious. The park is also sprinkled with art installations, water features, and the occasional confused squirrel.

Historic Water Tower: A Symbol of Resilience

Now, if Chicago was a movie, the Historic Water Tower would be that old character who’s seen things, been through stuff, but is still standing tall. Or in this case, standing… medium-height? This stalwart structure survived the Great Chicago Fire of 1871. It stands as a testament to Chicago’s resilience and the city’s ability to say, “Is that all you got?” while casually dusting off ashes. Not into history? The fabulous Water Tower Place shopping center is a short walk nearby.

Conclusion: The Architectural Wonders of Chicago

In the grand scheme of things, Chicago isn’t just about deep dish pizzas, though let’s be real – those are a significant and delicious part of it. The city stands tall, literally, as a testament to architectural wonders and human determination. Every building tells a story, every pier end holds memories, and every slice of pizza… well, it holds cheese.

So, the next time you’re in the Midwest and find yourself in Chicago, take a moment. Look up at the towering giants, stroll along the scenic paths, and maybe, just maybe, grab a slice of pizza. Because in Chicago, architecture and gastronomy go hand in meaty, cheesy hand.

Till our next travel rendezvous, stay cheesy my friends!